Finding your Unova zodiac sign is simple—just look for the month you were born in. These are taken (with minimal editing for space) directly from the "Personality Assessment and Horoscope" show occasionally viewable on TVs in Black and White. I did not make any of this up or choose any of the Pokémon, so kindly direct all complaints to Game Freak. These are completely ridiculous and just for fun, and I only include them here because I love Unova TV and thought they would be amusing. You can view a .txt file with a full transcript of each episode of the show here.

Note that the Pokémon and personality assessments used are actually based on the Western zodiac, albeit a simplified version that doesn't account for the way signs usually straddle two months. Therefore these are technically only accurate (for some value of "accurate") if your birthday falls in the first twenty or so days of the month given; if your birthday is in the last ten or so days, then according to the real Western zodiac your sign is actually the next one over. (So, for example, my birthday is January 29th. According to this I am a Sawsbuck, but in reality the end of January falls under Aquarius, which is technically Simipour.) If you were born in the second part of the month and being labeled as a Leo when you are actually a Virgo bugs the heck out of you, I won't blame you if you choose to use both or just the more "accurate" sign instead. Alternatively, ignore this zodiac entirely and choose an image that does match your sign here.

For the curious: January/Sawsbuck = Capricorn; February/Simipour = Aquarius; March/Alomomola = Pisces; April/Whimsicott = Aries; May/Bouffalant = Taurus; June/Klink = Gemini; July/Crustle = Cancer; August/Braviary = Leo; September/Gothorita = Virgo; October/Lampent = Libra; November/Scolipede = Scorpio; December/Fraxure = Sagittarius.

No, I do not know what the heck is up with the lucky items/tips. Ask Dr. Astropoff.

Anyway! Without further ado... It's time for today's "Personality Assessment and Horoscope"! So what's today's star sign? Dr. Astropoff, if you please!

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